Giant Creature Enthusiast Pillows

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Myths and legends...

King Kongs first christmas

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Horror Stories.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.