Giant Creature Enthusiast Pillows

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

'Kong, King!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

King Kongs first christmas

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Myths and legends...

Horror Stories.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"