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"I thought it would be cool to have one, but now I just use it for storage."

The Flirtateous Period

Dinosaur

Going The Way Of The Dodo

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Party Animals.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Early photobombing

"Look! No hands!"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"It's an Eyesaur."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"That's the preacher's dog."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'