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The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"Those were the days, eh, Grandpa?"

"The time machine works. Now I have to plug it in, and go right back."

Dog sniffs skeleton.

'Hey, by the way, good team play on the dinosaur hunt today.'

Autodidactyl

When swine flew!

Only the bravest cavemen ever showed up for the bucking Stegosaurus contest.

"Why can't you evolve into something I can be proud of?:" (Colour)

'When the dinosaurs ruled the earth did they have a constitutional monarchy, a democracy, or a dictatorship?'

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

In the Museum of Anthropology...we named this one discoman.

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

'I'm probably not gonna get a 'Like' on my facebook account after this.'

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

"Cubicled worker? Sorry, I only eat free-range,"

Dilophosaurus

"I love you Clive, but I do wish your brain was bigger than a nut."

"Of course it's running slow. You still have your Cretaceous and Jurassic tabs open."

"Your dinosaur looks afraid."

Oedipus Rex

Rebuttel

"Saber-toothed tiger, pterodactyl and giant sloth. Who are you wearing?"

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Creature in the bathroom stall

'Funny, you don't look Jurassic.'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

Dinosaur Baby Delivery.

'He's not either more afraid of me than I am of him!'

Colin was secretive about his age but people suspected he was close to retirement.

Early Prop Comics

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'So, it seems the ancient hunter-gatherers hated the Barney creature as much as we modern humans detest him today.'

"I find that if they bother you, it's best to sit on them."