Dino Enthusiast Prints

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Remember that time you made me laugh and people came out of my nose?"

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

Why dinosaurs became extinct: 'Okay, I'm on top...now what?'

'I'm not saying you wouldn't try to do the right thing in an emergency, it's just. . . look at your freaky little arms.'

"Remember, champ he maybe bigger, stronger and faster, but he ain't got yer reach!!"

'Come on, Larry! You don't have time to make a bucket list!'

Tea, Rex?

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

The Steakosaurus

'It looks like our time is up.'

A caveman kid brings a huge dinosaur home - 'He followed me home mum... can I keep him, please, can I!'

'An alternate theory holds that dinosaurs are extinct because they were overweight.'

Extinction imminent

"The problem isn't when there are a lot of candles, it's when they give up and only use one."

'You never take me anywhere!!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'You ask him to leave.'

"Extinction? Relax. We're too big to fail."

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

"Why are you worried? I told you we're too big to fail!"

Dinosaur Funeral Director

"My god - a thesaurus!"

'I'd think twice if I were you...I'm related to this guy!'

The first focus group discovered they could generate more ideas if meetings were held indoors. 'I hope you captured that last build.'

"We could really use a bidet."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'Here comes the Choo-Choo...open wide.'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Well, I guess our fifteen minutes is about up."

"Nice of you to finally turn up! I was starting to think you'd become extinct!"

'Mental note to self...wait a minute...I don't have the brain capacity for that.'