Dino Fans Gifts

'His is bigger.'

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Party Animals.

Early photobombing

"Look! No hands!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"It's an Eyesaur."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.