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"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'

'Ignore it, Henderson. It's unscientific.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

The Steakosaurus

'We believe these dinosaurs died playing Twister... or perhaps became trapped in the same tar pit over time. But most likely it was Twister.'

Yesterday, I caught one this big!

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

Computer age.

Pembrooke drops chicken bones into archaeological dig.

Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-rex is related to the humble chicken.

The first evidence of dinosaur accidents.

Everybody put their fossils on teacher's table...As usual,Sidney was the class creep.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

"You've passed with extinction!"

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"Well, I guess our fifteen minutes is about up."

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

Mesozoic Era/Cenzoic Era.

'We've worked out what the creature looked like - now all we need to do is find out why it became extinct.'

'Woolly mammoth'

Back in the carboniferous era...

'Museum was broken into last night, Ben. Know anything about it?'

Dinosaur Looks Like Mine.

'Eureka! A treasure trove of Neanderthal dung!'

Evolution was harsh for the long-fingered Fliposaur.

'Yeah? Well, maybe I am a bum! But mark my words: one day my skull is going to be worth millions!!'

'Perhaps NOW you'll believe they were excellent parents, Quimby!'

Dinosaur skeleton with a cocktail glass.

Barneyous Purplesaurus.