Fossil Fanatic Prints

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'

'Ignore it, Henderson. It's unscientific.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'We believe it's one of the oldest fossils ever found.'

The Steakosaurus

'We believe these dinosaurs died playing Twister... or perhaps became trapped in the same tar pit over time. But most likely it was Twister.'

Computer age.

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

Yesterday, I caught one this big!

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

Everybody put their fossils on teacher's table...As usual,Sidney was the class creep.

Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-rex is related to the humble chicken.

Pembrooke drops chicken bones into archaeological dig.

The first evidence of dinosaur accidents.

"You've passed with extinction!"

'Woolly mammoth'

'We've worked out what the creature looked like - now all we need to do is find out why it became extinct.'

Mesozoic Era/Cenzoic Era.

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

"Well, I guess our fifteen minutes is about up."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

'We've uncovered your birth certificate,'

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

'Yeah? Well, maybe I am a bum! But mark my words: one day my skull is going to be worth millions!!'

'Here comes the old fossil now.'

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Barneyous Purplesaurus.

Dinosaur skeleton with a cocktail glass.

'Perhaps NOW you'll believe they were excellent parents, Quimby!'

'Eureka! A treasure trove of Neanderthal dung!'