Fossil Lover Gifts

"Believe me, nobody's going to care you had facial hair a hundred million years from today."

Deforestation.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Catasaurus

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

The Steakosaurus

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"You've passed with extinction!"

Fossil hunting

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

Fox hunting.