Fossil Enthusiast Gifts

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm not sure what it's all about, but we seem to be in on the ground floor of something big!'

Geology.

"No, a paleontologist doesn't study pale people."

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Primitive magician

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Best before 65 million BC.

'Jurassic Pork.'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Jurassic Pork

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Roget's Pet

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'