Fossil Enthusiast Pillows

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm not sure what it's all about, but we seem to be in on the ground floor of something big!'

Natural history museums for children.

Paleontology Dept. 7.5 million years! He does it with one quick look. Ernie's an expert at speed dating!

Ooo, I love that you kept all the exposed fossil.

I'm using fossil fuel.

Geology.

"No, a paleontologist doesn't study pale people."

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

"Archaeological dig? Sorry to disappoint you guys, but that's the bone my dog buried."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Jurassic Pork

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"