Faux Fossil Lover Pillows

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'It's an extinction notice.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Catasaurus

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

The Steakosaurus

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"You've passed with extinction!"

"I think we overordered."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"Oooh... bacon!"