Fossil Foodie Pillows

'Probably would have tasted like chicken.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Better Not Squash.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Steakosaurus

"You've passed with extinction!"

Bake off: Flan B

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"Sriracha"

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

Fossil hunting