Fossil Fuel Fanatic Pillows

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

"I hope the four-wheel drive dealership isn't too far."

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

"Yes, that's good news, but it's a long way to go for oil!"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Snake in the grass...

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

The Steakosaurus

"You've passed with extinction!"

I love my motor.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Filling up.

Fossil hunting

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-rex is related to the humble chicken.

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

Energy trap.

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...