"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."
Fossil Fuel Advocate Pillows
Add some personality to their space with pillows that feature humorous designs for fossil fuel enthusiasts—great for offices, lounges, or bedrooms that appreciate a playful touch.
US Energy Needs.
' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'
“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”
'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'
Ethanol and foreign oil.
"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."
Natural gas
Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.
Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.
"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."
Energy trap.
'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'
New uses for excess coal
'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'
Iranian Oil
Energy Firm Conference
Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'
Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'
Sucking all the oil out of the earth
Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.
'So like, what's your monkey man?'
"We're phasing out Russian oil."
2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'
Earth's energy
Rain on solar farm: 'This weather is good for farmers, I bet?'
Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders
"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"
""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'
"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"
'The symbolism of it all. A dead white male like Nelson making way for renewables!'
"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."
"Cop 20"
Sorry Fuel Crisis
"Any of you boys considered investing in windpower?"
Fossil Fuel Advocate Pillows Collection
Fossil Fuel Advocate Mugs
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Fossil Fuel Advocate Prints
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Fossil Fuel Advocate T-Shirts
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