Fossil Fuel Advocate T-Shirts

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

US Energy Needs.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Natural gas

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Energy trap.

New uses for excess coal

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Iranian Oil

Energy Firm Conference

Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Sucking all the oil out of the earth

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

Earth's energy

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Rain on solar farm: 'This weather is good for farmers, I bet?'

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

'The symbolism of it all. A dead white male like Nelson making way for renewables!'

"Cop 20"

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

"Any of you boys considered investing in windpower?"

Sorry Fuel Crisis

Wind Farm where a forest once stood.