Fossil Fuel Enthusiast T-Shirts

Windfall in oil.

"When did the Fergusons start hydrofracking?"

'Wasn't that sweet of your father? For my birthday, he gave me a barrel of crude oil.'

Iranian Oil

Sen. Manchin's day begins

Oil prices are so low that a Submarine goes down to the bottom of the sea and finds a barrel.

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

"Coal used to come in hard pieces, like rocks."

Boris the Miner

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Snake in the grass...

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

US Energy Needs.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

I love my motor.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

Natural gas

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Bio fuel bread.

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'Do you have poop points?'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'