Fossil Fuel Advocate Prints

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

US Energy Needs.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Natural gas

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Energy trap.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

New uses for excess coal

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

Iranian Oil

Energy Firm Conference

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'

Sucking all the oil out of the earth

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Earth's energy

Rain on solar farm: 'This weather is good for farmers, I bet?'

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

'The symbolism of it all. A dead white male like Nelson making way for renewables!'

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

"Cop 20"

Sorry Fuel Crisis

"Any of you boys considered investing in windpower?"