Fossil Fuel Aficionado Prints

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

Caricature of Putin pouring petrol into a cocktail glass.

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

"Yeah. I like the hard stuff ...So what?"

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

US Energy Needs.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Snake in the grass...

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

I love my motor.

Car Breast-Feeding

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

Ooo, I love that you kept all the exposed fossil.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

And God said 'Let there be a thermonuclear power station' and there was light.

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'Do you have poop points?'

Fat Reduction Clinic.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'