Fossil Fuel Aficionado Mugs

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

Caricature of Putin pouring petrol into a cocktail glass.

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

"Yeah. I like the hard stuff ...So what?"

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

US Energy Needs.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Car Breast-Feeding

Natural gas

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

And God said 'Let there be a thermonuclear power station' and there was light.

'Do you have poop points?'

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

Iranian Oil

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Fat Reduction Clinic.