Fossil Fuel Fanatic Gifts

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

"I hope the four-wheel drive dealership isn't too far."

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

"Yes, that's good news, but it's a long way to go for oil!"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Snake in the grass...

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

The Steakosaurus

"You've passed with extinction!"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Filling up.

Fossil hunting

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

Fossil bands

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

I love my motor.

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-rex is related to the humble chicken.

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'