Fossil Fuel Futurist Gifts

Dinosaur Predicting Oil Futures.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

AI Safety Officer

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

Bio Fuels.

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

"So you're saying that by the end of this century tarpits will be phased out and replaced by microwave technology."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

Education Plan

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

"...And then one day some wise men realized that it didn't matter what happened to the environment, so long as we wore these nice, shiny suits!"

"Bad Dog!"

"We shuttered Human Resources once we realized all of our employees were robots."

Future Road Rage

Clones are people two!

Existence 2.0

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'