Fossil Fuel Realist Gifts

Addicted Planet

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Bio Fuels.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Where clean coal comes from.

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Energy trap.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

New uses for excess coal

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'

Iranian Oil

Sucking all the oil out of the earth

Earth's energy

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

How coal creates jobs

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

"Cop 20"

Sorry Fuel Crisis

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

"Coal used to come in hard pieces, like rocks."

The Land Grab: Then and Now

'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'