Fossil Fuel Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the fossil fuel philosopher? Celebrate their passion for sustainability and sharp wit with playful designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. Perfect for eco-conscious thinkers.

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'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.'

'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.' mockup

'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.'

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"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?" mockup

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

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American oil consumption.

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Oil of Frackenstein

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Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?' mockup

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

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"Have you considered the environmental impact associated with running those things will have on future generations?"

"Have you considered the environmental impact associated with running those things will have on future generations?" mockup

"Have you considered the environmental impact associated with running those things will have on future generations?"

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Earth's energy

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"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel." mockup

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

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Bio Fuels.

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Critical Ethanol report

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"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil." mockup

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

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Natural gas

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Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil. mockup

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

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Energy trap.

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Fuels paradise.

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New uses for excess coal

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'What happens when we run out of gas?!' mockup

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

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'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.' mockup

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

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'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.' mockup

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

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The oil crisis.

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Iranian Oil

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Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'

Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!' mockup

Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'

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Sucking all the oil out of the earth mockup

Sucking all the oil out of the earth

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"Norman still runs on leaded petrol." mockup

"Norman still runs on leaded petrol."

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Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars. mockup

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

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2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?' mockup

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

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An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem. mockup

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

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Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

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""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?' mockup

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

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"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?" mockup

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

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Sorry Fuel Crisis

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"Cop 20"

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"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones." mockup

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

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No dinosaurs died to make our gas. mockup

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

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"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?" mockup

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

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Fossil Fuel Philosopher Gifts Collection

Fossil Fuel Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for fossil fuel philosophers—humorous, thoughtful designs to start their day with a smile.

Fossil Fuel Philosopher Pillows

Discover comfortable pillows featuring eco-conscious humor for the fossil fuel philosopher—great for adding personality to any space.

Fossil Fuel Philosopher Prints

Browse our art prints that capture the clever and eco-aware spirit of the fossil fuel philosopher—perfect for inspiring conversations.

Fossil Fuel Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for fossil fuel enthusiasts—witty, eco-minded designs that make a statement and showcase their interests.