Fuel Crisis Philosopher Gifts

"I'll take any model here so long as it's got a full tank."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Critical Ethanol report

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Energy trap.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

New uses for excess coal

Fuels paradise.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"I refuse to go down with the ship."

The oil crisis.

Earth's energy

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'

Sucking all the oil out of the earth

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

"Cop 20"

Sorry Fuel Crisis

"I think I've discovered a solution to the world's food shortage problem."

New Uses For Excess Coal

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

The Land Grab: Then and Now

'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.'

Stop and think.

So we hijacked a car, rammed an ATM and they got us when we ran out of money filling the car with petrol.

Covid Timer

Power cuts. . . Ideas shortage.

'Runs completely on electricity - generated by a tiny coal-burning power plant.'

"Thankfully, no rise in global temperatures can melt the ice in my veins."

Oil of Frackenstein