
'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.'
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'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.'
"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"
American oil consumption.
Oil of Frackenstein
Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'
"Have you considered the environmental impact associated with running those things will have on future generations?"
Earth's energy
"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."
Critical Ethanol report
Bio Fuels.
"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."
Natural gas
Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.
Energy trap.
'What happens when we run out of gas?!'
'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'
New uses for excess coal
Fuels paradise.
'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'
'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'
The oil crisis.
"Norman still runs on leaded petrol."
Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'
Sucking all the oil out of the earth
Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.
An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.
2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'
Iranian Oil
Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders
""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'
"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"
Sorry Fuel Crisis
"Cop 20"
"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."
No dinosaurs died to make our gas.
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