Renewable Energy Realist Gifts

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Noisy energy?

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Water power.

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Don Quilowatte

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Windfarm Autumn.

"Woo-hoo!"

Climate Change Treaty Conference. Negotiations aren't going well --- We need a cooling off period!

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

Don Quijote attacking wind power plant.

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

Igloo Windfarm.

'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.'

"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."

Global warming reaches new heights at the North Pole.

'Hey, what do you want from me? As a primary care physician, ALL I DO is prescribe drugs and refer you to specialists.'