Renewable Revolutionist Gifts

Wind farm turbine in desert island.

Refueling Electric Cars

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Food waste with recycling symbol

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Dustbin monster.

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Sunday.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Climate Change Treaty Conference. Negotiations aren't going well --- We need a cooling off period!

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

COP26

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

Energy Firm Conference

Rain on solar farm: 'This weather is good for farmers, I bet?'

"Can you swim out there and charge my cell?"

'The symbolism of it all. A dead white male like Nelson making way for renewables!'

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

"We have used all the fossil fuels. How long before you can make more?"