Green Revolutionaries Gifts

COP26

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

The melting polar ice caps

Sea weed harvest.

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

'Not that slowly back...'

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Deforestation.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

COP26

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Ecological balance.

"What about my footprint?"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'