Green Rebel Gifts

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A souped up car...

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

COP26

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

"But this is the way we've always done it."

Finish line.

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

'Are you sure this is legal?'

WC.