Green Rebel Gifts

Monsanto

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

A souped up car...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

COP26

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

Michael Schumacher

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

"But this is the way we've always done it."

Finish line.

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

'Are you sure this is legal?'