Nature Rebel Gifts

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

Hunting Supplies: Guns and Ammo - Teeth and Claws.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'I love rock festivals!'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

House Plant Party

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

Driverless Car

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

Bike Lane

Monsanto

Arrogant OAP.

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

Scientists chained to the floor

Dart Training School - "The Right nutrition is vital. I want you on lager and chips until the competition."

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

Campus. F. You wrote "As air cools, water condenses and droplets form" in your paper for civics clss? I mistakenly Googled "Dew process" when I was writing it.

Angry driver

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

'At the end of the day stem cell research is only what you make of it.'

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

WC.

"At this point science leaves off and wishful thinking kicks in."