Outdoor Rebel Gifts

Rain cloud raining on gardener

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"I really got used to working from home."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

A souped up car...

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

Driverless Car

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

Bike Lane

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Michael Schumacher

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'