Winter Rebel Gifts

Gracie makes a snowman out of dead leaves.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

"Ever notice that there's always someone that refuses to accent it's winter?"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Ice fisher.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Yo ho ho!

Electric Blanket.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Snowboarding downhill.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"I really got used to working from home."

UFO Shelter

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Why giraffes hate winter

"A little help?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Snow Crime

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'