Weather Rebels Gifts

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

Captain in a storm

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

A guide to seasons in the North East

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Shoes Make The Man

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"I really got used to working from home."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'Storm'