Irs Rebel Gifts

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"I really got used to working from home."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

The New Square Mile Regulator.

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

Little Taxes.

FDA Ingredients

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

Driverless Car

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

"It's not the Royal Navy who'll be the death of us, it's the damned capital gains taxes."

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

Bike Lane

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

'You, of all people, violating the speed limit!'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."

Federally Guidelined

"He shows enormous potential."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Rules and procedure