Religious Rebels Gifts

"...Can you please put a couple of pounds on the Bishop of London in the Canterbury race?"

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

The Choice is Obvious

Workers' Rights

Brain versus Religion.

John Wycliffe

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"He shows enormous potential."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Cluster Catastrophe

'The big guy wants to see you.'

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

BLESS YOU

Nine Lives Matter

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."

'Everyone has their purpose in God's plan my son. Yours is to be a pain in the arse.'

Bassoonist cherub.

"My client was a violent felon, Your Honor, but that was before he found Law."

'Watson either does a great deal of work or makes a lot of errors.'

Adam and Adam

God Rules OK.

'Of course, I sometimes regret the tattoos a bit...'

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"Bob has always been more comfortable thinking inside the box."

"Sorry. We're strictly store-goers."

'I'm not untidy! I know where I have to look for the things I need! My socks are under the livingroom table, my underpants are behind the couch, the shoes are in the bathroom...'

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

Priest disrobes, underneath his body is covered in tattoos.