Religious Rebel Gifts

Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Sorry. We're strictly store-goers."

Jews for Jesus and also for pissing off one's parents, even if they weren't religious, in a way that the Hare Krishnas can't even begin to imagine.

'Of course, I sometimes regret the tattoos a bit...'

God Rules OK.

BLESS YOU

Adam and Adam

"If Jesus was real, he would be too hip to endorse your fan club."

"I gotta be me!"

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

First O.M.G. church.

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

Workers' Rights

John Wycliffe

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

Brain versus Religion.

"He shows enormous potential."

'The big guy wants to see you.'

Nine Lives Matter

Rush Limbaugh

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

"But this is the way we've always done it."

"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."

'Everyone has their purpose in God's plan my son. Yours is to be a pain in the arse.'

'Are you sure this is legal?'

"My client was a violent felon, Your Honor, but that was before he found Law."

'Watson either does a great deal of work or makes a lot of errors.'

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'

Ideas that failed: In an attempt to make mining regulation easier to understand, lawyers wrote pop-up manuals.