Reformed Rebel Gifts

"My client was a violent felon, Your Honor, but that was before he found Law."

'This is what happens when a bad boy goes good.'

"I gotta be me!"

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

First O.M.G. church.

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

Workers' Rights

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

John Wycliffe

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"He shows enormous potential."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Rush Limbaugh

Nine Lives Matter

BLESS YOU

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.'

'Everyone has their purpose in God's plan my son. Yours is to be a pain in the arse.'

Bassoonist cherub.

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

Adam and Adam

God Rules OK.

'Of course, I sometimes regret the tattoos a bit...'

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

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'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'

"You're not from around here, are you?"

"Sorry. We're strictly store-goers."