Formal Rebel Gifts

'To have and to hold...'

"I gotta be me!"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

The Choice is Obvious

"I beg to differ."

Workers' Rights

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Brain versus Religion.

"He shows enormous potential."

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'Are you sure this is legal?'

"My client was a violent felon, Your Honor, but that was before he found Law."

WC.

"If we just hold our nerve, poorly-lit homes filled with clutter will become 'a thing'."

Unauthorised Personnel

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

'I don't know what you're complaining about. I should charge you for breathing my second hand smoke. This happens to be a very expensive Cuban cigar!'

Ideas that failed: In an attempt to make mining regulation easier to understand, lawyers wrote pop-up manuals.

"Bob has always been more comfortable thinking inside the box."

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

"That's the problem with being politically incorrect these days...you're just like everyone else!"

"You and your mood swings"

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

"I'm claiming diminished responsibilities."