Unconventional Rebel Gifts

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Tough Teddies

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

Australian punk

The Surly Yoof

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Tattoo Parlour: A Bishop gets a 'Go the Demons' tat.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'It's our delinquent son who ran away to sea!'