Unconventional Rebel Gifts

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Had enough of the box.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Tough Teddies

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

The Surly Yoof

Australian punk

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

The serious corporation

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

Cows From The Streets