"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."
Unconventional Warrior Gifts
Looking for a gift for the unconventional warrior? Discover a collection of clever, creative items that honor bold, independent spirits. From quirky mugs to inspiring prints—these gifts are designed to empower and delight those who forge their own path, embracing originality and resilience every step of the way.
"He's no hat and all corgis."
The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.
'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'
'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'
Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'
Pub Kendo.
If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!
Hot dog.
"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."
Fencing Lessons
Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side
Food Fight
Cr�che Seige
'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'
"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."
"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."
The Browntail Craptor
"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."
"I didn't live through a global pandemic just so I could group hug again!"
'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'
"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."
'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'
Sword Fight
Martial art painting.
"I think he's running as an independent."
"Your training begins just as it did with the masters of old... with positive affirmations and five minutes of low-impact cardio."
'Don't get smart with me!'
Fun at the office: Touch
"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."
War and Technology
"The system's down."
'Oh, they're just having another heated argument.'
Pirate with a Shepherd's Crook for an Arm
'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'
Unconventional Warrior Gifts Collection
Unconventional Warrior Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate unconventional warriors, perfect for daily inspiration and bold statements.
Unconventional Warrior Pillows
Find pillows that speak to the fearless and creative spirit of the unconventional warrior—comfort with a punch.
Unconventional Warrior Prints
Browse inspiring prints that showcase bravery and originality, perfect for decorating the space of an unconventional fighter.
Unconventional Warrior T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts for the unconventional warrior—wear your uniqueness proudly with designs that challenge norms.