Unconventional Hunter Gifts

The Browntail Craptor

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Pub Kendo.

Great mouser!

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

Drones Unlimited

'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

"I'm looking for justice."

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

"Interesting CV, we haven't had anyone with a qualification in 'being really good at stuff' before."

Hunting

'I think we found one of those much-used turkey roosting sites.'

"My doctor suggested I get a hobby to help release stress."

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

'Yes sir, been deer hunting for nigh on forty years. Ain't nuthin' I don't know about...say, don't I know you from somewhere?'

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

Track & Field & Stream Magazine

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'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'

'Oh, stop complaining. The diet is working, isn't it?'

Hunter has drone among his big game heads on the wall.

Brown Water Rafting.