Modern Hunter Gifts

Hunter role reversal.

Drones Unlimited

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Duck Hunt

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Bear Hugging Season Open

'You can drop all the hints you like, Jones. We're not buying you a computer.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'