Unconventional Explorer Gifts

Brown Water Rafting.

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

The Lost World: You are Here

Crab with a clown face.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

Pub Kendo.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

Yonder

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

The car showroom

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"This guilt complex is killing me!"