Unconventional Explorer Gifts

Brown Water Rafting.

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Crab with a clown face.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The Lost World: You are Here

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Yonder

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Pub Kendo.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

The car showroom

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"Scientists believe the mysterious asteroid, known as 'Oumaumau', may be a space probe, a discarded solar sail or a huge alien turd."

"This guilt complex is killing me!"

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins