Unconventional Hobbies Explorer Gifts

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Polar bear bowling alley

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

The Fall from Pisa

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Pub Kendo.

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

“It's his first hibachi.”

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

"He decided to write a travel book..."

Introvert-in-a-Box

You are what you collect.

Why aren't you wearing a collar and on a leash? I don't mean to sit in judgment of alternative lifestyles, but personally, I find that a little bit kinky.

Kink

Cow Gossip

"I see a couple of chairs over there by the naked guy working on his laptop."

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

"Relax, man. The hallucinations aren't due to food poisoning. That's just the first course kicking in."

"Make sure people remember Lewis and Clark and Scherling!"

"Knock knock, are you decent?"

The comedy team of Lewis and Clark.

But the really great thing about these multifuel stoves is that you can burn almost ANYTHING in them!

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

End of season mosquito football trip

'Fancy a game of strip poker?'

"Oh dear, he died with his boots on."