Unconventional Hobbies Explorer Mugs

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Pub Kendo.

“It's his first hibachi.”

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

"He decided to write a travel book..."

You are what you collect.

Introvert-in-a-Box

"Relax, man. The hallucinations aren't due to food poisoning. That's just the first course kicking in."

Cow Gossip

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

Kink

"I see a couple of chairs over there by the naked guy working on his laptop."

"Make sure people remember Lewis and Clark and Scherling!"

But the really great thing about these multifuel stoves is that you can burn almost ANYTHING in them!

"Knock knock, are you decent?"

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

'Fancy a game of strip poker?'

End of season mosquito football trip

"Oh dear, he died with his boots on."

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'