Hobby Explorer Gifts

The advantages of relocating to assisted living.

'Special- 25% of all Björd games.'

'First, he tried carpentry. All Thumbs. Then he tried gardening. None of them green.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Rainbow/Horizon

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

On board the MS Hepatology

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

The Discovery of the Nile's Source

Vast Wasteland Ahead

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

'Actually, what makes you think I suffer from insufficiency syndrome?'

Bookworm Romance

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

'Nice RV!'

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

'Yes, Lewis and Clark, I'll giude you."

Man looking at 2 stone godesses, one with many arms, one with many breasts.