Pastime Explorer Gifts

Cow Gossip

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'You lifted your head.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Polar bear bowling alley

"Where the wild things were."

Swinging

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"First snowman?"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Children playing games

Imagination

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

The Charge of the Kids

I miss recess!

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Childhood

'I need a jump!'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Windmill

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Little boys

Rainbow/Horizon

25¢ Ride the Pony