Pastime Explorer Gifts

Cow Gossip

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'You lifted your head.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"Where the wild things were."

Swinging

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"First snowman?"

Children playing games

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Imagination

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

The Charge of the Kids

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

I miss recess!

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Childhood

'I need a jump!'

Rainbow/Horizon

Automatic swing machine

25¢ Ride the Pony

Windmill

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

The Fall from Pisa

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Little boys