Hobby Explorer Pillows

The advantages of relocating to assisted living.

'Special- 25% of all Björd games.'

'First, he tried carpentry. All Thumbs. Then he tried gardening. None of them green.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Polar bear bowling alley

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

The Fall from Pisa

Rainbow/Horizon

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

On board the MS Hepatology

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

The Discovery of the Nile's Source

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Vast Wasteland Ahead

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

Bookworm Romance

"We're so excited! We're going someplace that we haven't already Googled to death!"

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

'Actually, what makes you think I suffer from insufficiency syndrome?'

Man looking at 2 stone godesses, one with many arms, one with many breasts.