Offbeat Explorer Gifts

"We're not allowed back in, remember?"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"We're here!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Polar bear bowling alley

Crab with a clown face.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Imagine

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

The car showroom

"Would you like to buy a commemorative photo of your firing?"

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

Go away

Bottom House

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

No crawling sign in the desert.

"We found this in your brain."

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

'Sir, the Arctic offseason is 24-hour night, and the temperature below zero!'

'You need to come out of your shell.'

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

Diversions at the Pub

Introvert-in-a-Box