Offbeat Adventurer Gifts

"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Thank god I bought my layers."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Marshmallows

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Surf Casting

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Garden Goddess.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'